Pointless Stuff From Our Lives

[The REAL Brian]

Today I bought a lottery ticket. It cost two dollars. I won three dollars.

I'm gonna be all up in that double cheeseburger. ALL UP.

[wanker545]

Today I bought a lottery ticket. It cost two dollars. I won three dollars.

I'm gonna be all up in that double cheeseburger. ALL UP.

I won 20$ on a dollar scratch off... Then all happy I got out the 20 bill to show my wife then put it back in my pocket... Later i went to get it and it was not there. It must have come out of my pocket when pulling out my keys sometime during the day and blew away....


Lost...

[SolarSonic]

I won $5 from the first scratch ticket I bought. It was also the last scratch ticket I bought. I figured there was nowhere to go but down after that.

[Reginald Cornishstone]

I got a papercut today. That's as close to the lottery as I'm going to get.

[The Bodyguard]

My car supposedly ran out of oil today. My job immediately started writing up termination papers till we got it to work.

[logosmonkey]

Wait, what? I thought you were a doctor or something. What does poor auto maintenance have to do with keeping your job?

[The Bodyguard]

I'm a case manager, I wish I was a doctor. I have to have a car to drive to schools to meet with kids who apparently want to stab me

[LincM]

Looks like you should be supplied the job for that. I don't think kids would fuck with you if you rock up in this bad boy:

[IsaacMahomie]

We just got back from our mission trip to Poland. And after that trip, pretty much everything I do feels pointless... Especially reading Batman comics at 6am because of jetlag.

[punchline]

i went to the beach to play football and surf yesterday, and then went to work right after. apparently i didn't realize there was sand in my socks because after working all night, my feet were tenderized and the skin between my little toes were all cut up.

[wanker545]

i went to the beach to play football and surf yesterday, and then went to work right after. apparently i didn't realize there was sand in my socks because after working all night, my feet were tenderized and the skin between my little toes were all cut up.

Hmmmm well either it was the sand of you got a case of herpes on your feet...

[LincM]

Ummm, not much going on that I can talk about yet...

But I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched Embarassing Bodies from the UK last night. That's a pretty full on show. Not the kind of thing you want to see before bed. Basically, the woulds, scars and such on this show are more terrifying than anything Hollywood can synthesize.

[IsaacMahomie]

Stang.

I ordered the TBP "The Last Arkham" on amazon, and then 15 minutes later discovered that I already had the issues in a shoebox my cousin had given me awhile back. I contacted the seller and asked him to cancel it, to which he replied "no prob", but then shipped it anyway.
Well there's $20 down the drain.

[Mongbert]

We just got back from our mission trip to Poland. And after that trip, pretty much everything I do feels pointless... Especially reading Batman comics at 6am because of jetlag.

This sounded more interesting than the Batman comic fiasco.

What's a mission trip to Poland?

[IsaacMahomie]

My wife and I went with two people from our Church to run a Bible/English camp in Poland. It was advertised as a camp to "Learn English from Americans and talk about spiritual things". We taught families English and Bible lessons everyday, as well as a number of other activities. It was a really awesome trip. We definitely saw some families (who were having some serious troubles) do a 180 and really grow in their love for God and each other over the week.
I definitely recommend this kind of a trip to anyone. It was seriously life changing.