The REAL Brian wrote:Today I bought a lottery ticket. It cost two dollars. I won three dollars.
I'm gonna be all up in that double cheeseburger. ALL UP.
punchline wrote:i went to the beach to play football and surf yesterday, and then went to work right after. apparently i didn't realize there was sand in my socks because after working all night, my feet were tenderized and the skin between my little toes were all cut up.
IsaacMahomie wrote:We just got back from our mission trip to Poland. And after that trip, pretty much everything I do feels pointless... Especially reading Batman comics at 6am because of jetlag.