It's a train! It's going really fast! The brakes don't work! There's nobody on board! It's pulling volatile chemicals! It's going to vaporize anything it hits! It's headed straight for another train! The other train is full of children!
Plus, the marketers really missed an opportunity to play the famous Jay Ski song "C'mon N' Ride It."
I'll probably skip this one unless there's a damsel in distress tied to the tracks and the other train is carrying, in addition to orphaned children, the cure for cancer, proof of a higher power, treaties for world peace, Elvis, the missing chapters from the Bible, and an entire car dedicated to mimes and interpretive dancers.










