George Loves Crappy Movies

[Willeth]

Way to be covert about it.

[Georgerules]

Way to be covert about it.

What do I have to hide? I work for the most powerful government ion the world. The onlything I have to be covert about is doing your momma, and that's just because I'm not sure if she's actually human.


(*Yeah, I hope everyone gets that I'm kidding. It's just part of the character. If I'm crossing any lines, let me know. -Joe)

[Dak]

Wow. So that must mean you have some special Area 51 clearance or something.

[Pogues]

haha trying to hit me with a bazooka? just like the american government to send a bazooka where a pistol would do. also you missed, however north wall of my office is not looking so good.

[Revision]

My Hatchback! Someone will PAY all DAY in every WAY!

Despite my liberal hippie ways, I find myself filled with respect for George.

He may be a government tool for lies and deceit, but he obviously loved his hatchback.

Let us transcend our political boundaries and appreciate funny looking cars together, George!

[Georgerules]

You just don't mess with a man's transportation.

[Journ-O-LST-3]

The PFLJ claims responsibility for this bombing and will continuing to carry out these attacks until Mr. Dunn is released.

Are you guys going to claim credit for the Poseidon remake as well?

And did George get Joe's eye?

[Dante3000]

My theory is that George keeps a necklace of eyeballs. Like tha Van Dam movie where the guy keeps the ear necklace.
However, being a model of manliness Goerge would never wear a necklace (even if it was comprised of eyeballs). So it simply sits in his gun case as a warning.
That, or he keeps Joe's eye in a glass case just outside of Joe's cell, and Joe's reach.
-Dante

[Dak]

Despite my liberal hippie ways, I find myself filled with respect for George.

He may be a government tool for lies and deceit, but he obviously loved his hatchback.

I've never seen the words "liberal" and "respect" used in the same sentence before without the additional words "lack of" and "my".

Why do you hate America so?


**This is, of course, in-character. Welcome to the boards!**

[P.F.L.J.]

This is a message from the Popular Front for the Liberation of Joe.

We renew our request for Joe's release unharmed. Further bombings will occur if our demands are not meet. We do not claim responsibility for the Poisedon remake, in fact we attempted to bomb the studio during its production. However, we failed in that mission, but we will not fail in this mission. Release Joe Dunn or suffer the consequences.

'The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.' - Thomas Jefferson

PFLJ

[Journ-O-LST-3]

George, as a loyal citizin I am doing my part to prevent terrorists. As part of this I would like to pass on to you this information: Uwe Boll is plotting against our beloved leader. He needs to be neutralized immedately. Also he looks like the kind of guy who would resist, I'd reccomend using any and all force available.

To contenoue my efforts, I am compiling a list of personal enemies Security Threats for you.

[Pogues]

Uwe Boll is plotting against our beloved leader. He needs to be neutralized immedately. Also he looks like the kind of guy who would resist, I'd reccomend using any and all force available.

i'm usually against excessive force, but in this case i can condone it. kill kill kill!

[Georgerules]

Uwe Boll is a genius. He makes movies about video games so bad that no one wants to play video games ever again. The man's doing the world a great service.

Inside Man comic is up over at Clickwheel and as much as it pains me to say, reveals a great deal about what this "job" is doing to me. Damn you all.

[Willeth]

I refuse to read J(G?)LCM until I have seen Inside Man. This is one movie that I do NOT want spoiled.

[whymy]

I now have a new found respect for George.