WOOT! I'm free. I've escaped the clutches of the government and I'm posting this from a McDonalds on the highway. Not really sure which highway. I guess even if I did I shouldn't tip off the feds.
The escape was grulling. After learning of Mortimers death I was sent a new pigeion named Bianca from the P.F.L.J. opr something. They had those letters rearanged at least 13 differnt ways on the not attatched to Bianca's leg.
What was also attatched was a detailed map of the interworkings of the sewage system at the location I was being kept. They gave instructions on how I could turn my meal ratoins into an acidic element capable of eating through stone walls of my cell, leading to a supply closet where I would find all the items to help me sneak past the gaurds on the way to the septic tank.
The plan was to go to the tourture viewing of I ce Age 2, waitr until all the gaurds were asleep, climb into the ventalation system and wiggle down to sector B where it was just a leisurly walk to the tank.
I said "screw all this shit" and i opened my window and used my jet pack. Ran tou of fuel about an hour ago.
I see Smith has been updating the comic. Not bad stuff actully but I shall retake my crappy movie throne in no time. Viva la revoloution!
Freedom!
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by Pogues » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:22 pm
window? jet pack? no wonder we can't find Osama.
congratulations on freedom. if it took much longer i was going to get the blueprints of the jail tattooed on my body and come to save you.....oh wait that would be retarded.
w00t Joe's return. Joe versus George for the Crappy Movie Title, this is going to be a sweet title fight.
congratulations on freedom. if it took much longer i was going to get the blueprints of the jail tattooed on my body and come to save you.....oh wait that would be retarded.
w00t Joe's return. Joe versus George for the Crappy Movie Title, this is going to be a sweet title fight.
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by HeirToPendragon » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:28 pm
*because I still find this little tweak funny*
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by taekwondogirl » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:22 am
Yes. We came for the crappy movies, and stayed for the free lunch. 
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by trevor » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:53 am
Welcome back, Joe! Now, to plot the perfect revenge against that accursed imposter, George....
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They say you should kill someone in prision so they don't sex your butt!
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by hustlertwo » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:05 am
George and Joe ought to square off in the cineplex, with the winner being whichever one can watch more of Gigli while still remaining sane.
Or whatever passes for sanity in George's case.
Or whatever passes for sanity in George's case.
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