#206 The Santa Clause 3

[opie301]

Dude, I would so choose Santa as my lawyer. No jury in the world could decide against him.

But the real reason I am starting this thread is actually to make you, Joe, aware of the typo in the title of the Comic. I'm pretty sure that
"The Santan Clause 3" was not intentional.

Otherwise, excellent stuff as usual. I was also surprised to learn that Martin Short was not the source of suckitude in this movie. Who could have guessed.

Man. Martin Short. I think I'm supposed to find him hilarious. I can't remember the last time I did. Maybe in that Father of the Bride movie. Hmmm, Let's go to IMDB for the truth. So...
SCTV
Three Amigos
Innerspace
Captain Ron (but really, he was a dick. Kurt Russell is the reason we like that movie)
Mars Attacks! (he really wasn't bad in that)
Get Over It (I'm sure no one has seen this flick, but I'm a sucker for this kind of movie and he does a pretty good job in there)
And I'm on the fence about his role as Uncle Jack on Arrested Development.

[suckerpunch]

And I'm on the fence about his role as Uncle Jack on Arrested Development.

that was my least favorite episode of Arrested Development.

[joerules]

Crap I hate typos! Thanks, Opie.

[trevor]

...how many people directed this movie? I think some of the cast might've accidently ended up in the director's section.

Hilarious comic, by the way. Naked Santa is both funny and disturbing at the same time.

[joerules]

Yeo didn't care for naked Santa. When i finished the strip i asked her what she thought of the ladt panel and she was too distracted by the second one to get to it.

Naked Santa!

[Pogues]

The third panel is both distrubing and brilliant. Pure comedy gold and one of the best innuendos/puns ever. Well played Mr Dunn. That would just be a great movie because apparently distributors decided there was an untapped market for Santa teen titty dramadeys. That should be a genre of its own.

[batsofchaos]

Man, in between delivering presents, having epic, year-long bouts with Fred, and constantly battling the many contractual clauses associated with his existence, how does Santa find the time to be a lawyer?

My guess is hot chocolate and Methamphetamine.

I also think it's an easy enough jump to make that the Easter Bunny was under a contract that would be voided if he engaged in any illegal activity. Plus it's hilarious to think of the Easter Bunny molesting someone.

[Pogues]

I also think it's an easy enough jump to make that the Easter Bunny was under a contract that would be voided if he engaged in any illegal activity. Plus it's hilarious to think of the Easter Bunny molesting someone.

This site is going to start getting furry hits now haha.

[joerules]

Ewwww. That would be awesome.