That may be the best strip in the archives. Kudos, sir.
I did a my Black Friday Tour of Duty on Tickle Me Elmo Beach, and then another in the Pacific "Razor Scooter" Theater. I was insulted, threatened and at one point thrown to the ground and stepped on repeatedly, but I'm here to tell the tale.
I also once told a customer "Many Bothans died to bring us these Holiday Barbies." She didn't get it.
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