I've decided to hold a little contest. A contest that will allow one lucky reader to appear in the Jumper edition of Joe Loves Crappy Movies. Here's what you have to do to play along:
In the spirit of Jumper's tag line "Anywhere is possible" write down in 25 words or less where you would jump to if "anywhere" truly were possible. It could be your grandma's house, the shores of Hawaii, the top of a mountain, anywhere - be creative. And while naming a place should take slightly less that 25 words (DUH), I want you to tell me not just where, but why. What's so special about your Grandma's house? I think it smells like soup.
Pick your words carefully because they will most likely end up in the strip. That's why I'd like you to keep it short. I don't want to be stuck at my computer trying to jam your deep thoughts about London's East End into a 3 inch x 3 inch square.
To enter just post your write up along with a photo of yourself in this very thread. And please do so no later than Tuesday the 12th because I really should get to work on this strip ASAP.
Now get to it! Because if there are no really strong entrees I'll just end up using The Grimace… which… actually might be funnier…