JLCM Contest: Jump With Joe

[joerules]

I've decided to hold a little contest. A contest that will allow one lucky reader to appear in the Jumper edition of Joe Loves Crappy Movies. Here's what you have to do to play along:

In the spirit of Jumper's tag line "Anywhere is possible" write down in 25 words or less where you would jump to if "anywhere" truly were possible. It could be your grandma's house, the shores of Hawaii, the top of a mountain, anywhere - be creative. And while naming a place should take slightly less that 25 words (DUH), I want you to tell me not just where, but why. What's so special about your Grandma's house? I think it smells like soup.

Pick your words carefully because they will most likely end up in the strip. That's why I'd like you to keep it short. I don't want to be stuck at my computer trying to jam your deep thoughts about London's East End into a 3 inch x 3 inch square.

To enter just post your write up along with a photo of yourself in this very thread. And please do so no later than Tuesday the 12th because I really should get to work on this strip ASAP.

Now get to it! Because if there are no really strong entrees I'll just end up using The Grimace… which… actually might be funnier…

[von pokemon]

I would go find Aslan and ride him like a pretty pony all around Narnia, then go make out with hot hot Prince Caspian.

[gerbo321]

"I'd jump to the observation deck of the World Trade Center. I hear the view is---what!? When did that happen!"

There's pics of me on my myspace --> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19163650

[chamber715]

No suspense?

[joerules]

No suspense?

Yeah... after the Pimpcast last night I realized that the movie comes out that day, so it would be a useless warning.

[Dugray]

I'd jump to Ubisoft Montreal's head office, find the guy who made such a shitty ending for Assassin's Creed, and punch him in the dick. (Exactly 25 words.)


(Actually, I live in Montreal, jumping wouldn't be necessary.)

[MightyLeeMoon]

Penthouse model's changing room...
Swedish Bikini Team's changing room...
Female Nude nymphomaniac sexaholics anonymous meeting...
You get the idea.

Oh....edit....picture....

[cris gurau]

To the ends of the earth and back. Why pick just one place?

[Brandon J. Carr]

One of my greatest frustrations in life is that I'll never get to go to another planet. So I pick Mars. Damn you, science fiction!

You know what I look like, baby.

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[kin]

France for French Vanilla. Hershey, Pennsylvania for Chocolate Syrup. Murano, Italy for the glass. Barcelona for the cherry. World-Class Sundae.


Slammin!.


Photo:

[joerules]

Shit, that's a really good answer, but maybe too complicated for the joke I need to tell... damn. Really nice though.

[kin]

Yeah, I understand that. But I feel I have to be true to my inner sundae lover.

[WT]

If I'm gonna jump, there's just one choice: Skywalker Ranch. See the sights, meet George, and maybe make off with some Wookie Memorabilia.


That's me on the right with the ponytail and beard. You know, the one that's not plastic.

[themah78]

lets see were would i jump, ok here we go

"to schwarzenegger's house, and screw with him and act like im a terminator, and maybe linda hamiltons if i have time"

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[gerbo321]

Yeah, I understand that. But I feel I have to be true to my inner sundae lover.

You forgot the cake. Every good sundae has a big ol' slice of cake on top. Or you can just take a whole cake and make the sundae on top of that.